Meet the Contestants – The Beave Whisperer

Last up in one of our most diverse fields of contestants in the pageant’s history, is the mysterious Beave Whisperer, who possesses a most interesting attribute.

Beave Whisperer is a world-renowned beaver behavior specialist, known for his uncanny ability to wrangle large lodges of beavers. Not only that but, from European Hairless Beavers to the now extinct Giant North American Beaver, these now well-behaved beavers have each been rehabilitated, rescued from a wide range of extreme behavior issues – anything from protesting gay marriage to severe ‘red voting’ aggression!

You gotta appreciate someone who has a way with so many different kinds of beaver.

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