With the 6th Annual Beaver Queen Pageant approaching, there’s one thing on a lot of minds… The Crown Jewels.
Yes, many a Beaver long to hold and caress the Beave Whisperer’s family jewels. Soon, that dream will come true for one lucky (and talented) Beaver.
Spoils of Victory, Pageant Day, 2009
Much like the Stanley Cup, the Beaver Crown is exalted in the daily life of the Queen. Babies are bathed in it, champagne is drunk from it, drum circles are formed around it. Since last year’s Pageant, the Crown has seen a lot of action in Beave Whisperer’s hands…
Waking up with the Crown
Strictly Cristal around here
I wished for Bad Beaver's safe return home
Who’s Crown runneth over next?
Scarlett? Bullseye? 8 Second? Bambi? Natty Dready?
Stay tuned this Saturday to find out!
– Beave
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