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Scenes from the Set-up

Saturday, June 6th, 2009
Drying up the swamp

Drying up the swamp

V.I.B. Area

V.I.B. Area

Voting booths

Voting booths

Kaferine de Neuve hard at work

Kaferine de Neuve hard at work

Beaver Kisses!

Beaver Kisses!

The Crown!

The Crown!

The Final Contestants’ Lineup

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

Here’s the rundown on the 6 Beavers who will be vying for the coveted Beaver Queen crown this afternoon:

Beave Whisperer – a world-renowned beaver behavior specialist, known for his uncanny ability to wrangle large lodges of beavers.

Beaverella – In a universe of “Peace, Love, and Beaver,” where there is no war and therefore no weapons, I am the instrument of all: Peace, Love, and Beaver.

Bupkiss Beaver – “You are my chosen beaver. You must deliver my message, and liberate Ellerbe Creek’s beavers.”

Dirty Beaver – believes that no beaver is an island… as sometimes, it takes a village to clean a beaver.

Durga Beaver – The gods realized that all of their pitiful erections were doomed to fail without the guidance and support of the beaver. So they put their heads together again and prayed for the Queen Beaver to manifest and bless them. Their humility, intention and fervent prayer for help woke the goddess Durga from her thousand year slumber and she donned her beaver tail and descended to the dam demon infested world once again to defeat the evil forces and return the whole dam world to peace and harmony.

HRM Elizabeaver – succeeded to the throne upon the death of her sister, Queen “Bloody Beaver” Mary, and has created through her reign a time of great peace, love, and flourishing beavers. HRM Elizabeaver has come across the pond to compete in the Beaver Queen Pageant in order to continue her protection of wetlands and the promotion of the glory of beavers.

BQP highlighted on Durham Magazine blog

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

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Beaver Queen Pageant on the Radio!

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Tune into Shooting the Bull on 88.7 FM WXDU tonight at 7:30 for an exclusive interview with 2008 Beaver Queen Pageant contestant Beach Barbie Beaver. She’ll be dishing behind the scenes scoops on the competition, and previewing this year’s pageant. Click here to listen online.