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Yee Haw!! The friendly revelry has started in the Bull City’s wetlands. The contestants have taken the fun to the virtual worlds of facebook and twitter. The banter comes to Main Street on Sunday, May 2nd at West End Wine Bar @ 5:30 pm for the Kick off Party. Be one of the first to meet the 2010 Beaver Queen Contestants.
No reason to wait until June 5th to stuff the box! Vote early, vote often for your favorite contestants at the Board of Corruption. Your dirty money helps Ellerbe Creek Watershed Association keep the beaver’s wetland clean.
8 Second Ride: Out in the Wild Wild Wetlands a good time only requires a sturdy mount from the Mustang Ranch and a little soft leather. She likes a man who can shoot straight and with good control in the saddle. She admits she has lost count of the number of gnawches on her belt.
Save the wetlands, ride a beaver!
Bambi the Ruffled Beaver: The Dance Creek Girl came to the Wild Wild Wetlands to seek her fortune as a mere kit and stayed to become the Brown Angel of the Creek. She studied days at the Miss Kitty Dance, Music and Water Re-routing Academy , and graduated at the top of her class, earning the prestigious “Give a Dam” award from the human Jerry Mathers, himself. BB then went on to design and build her own lodge where she performs and serves up the finest woodchips , creek water and entertainment in the west.
If crowned, she will use her talents to spread the ideals of peace,love, and of course beaver!!!
Bullseye Beaver: Bullseye Beaver hails from Durham County and learned to pick git-tar at his daddy beaver’s knee before he could even rope & ride. As soon as he was grown he lit out for the West where he found work in Beaverrace’s band in Las Vegas. After twenty years in the fast lane during which he fell prey to many of the temptations of show business, Bullseye got clean and longed to trade the dry Western plains for the cool streams and tall trees of home.
Dreaded Beaver: The tale of Dreaded Beaver is one of over coming adversity. While suffering through the years of drought here in the Piedmont her once luxurious pelt became matted and dull so to adapt she formed those knots into a pelt of beautiful dreadlocks for whichshe has come to be recognized by. Her goal now is to help all others, beaver and non beaver alike, to find their inner beauty and appriciate what makes them unique.
Scarlett O’Beavah: After years of heartbreak and disappointment caused by The War of Northern Aggression, she fled her beloved land of Tara and decided to dedicate her life to Beaver Country. By becoming the most successful Madame in all the Wetlands, her Big Beaver Brothel (BBB) keeps her in an atmosphere in whichshe has long been accustomed.”My beavers have the cleanest wetlands in the South,” is her motto. And yes, she’s the best at birth’ in beavers too!
If you are out herway, do drop by for a cold beverage. Her beautiful beavers would be oh so happy to meet you!